Orgesboard, Orgesboard

Every time I go to a fair, this song from “Charlotte’s Web” sticks in my head. It’s performed by Paul Lynd who voices Templeton, the rat, in the cartoon. A classic…

A Veritable Smorgasbord


A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord 
After the crowds have ceased 
Each night when the lights go out It can be found on the ground all around 
Oh, what a ratly feast! 

Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs 
Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy 
Melted ice cream, mustard drippings 
Moldy goodies everywhere 

Lots of popcorn, apple cores 
Banana peels and soggy sandwiches 
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair 

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord 
After the gates are shut 
Each night when the lights go out 
It can be found on the ground all around 
That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut! 

Going to the Fair tomorrow. Planning on enjoying myself.

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